Joey, Chandler, Ross, Rachel, Phobe & Monica May 15, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : Uncategorized , add a commentDear Doctor Turbatus,
I have a question for you concerning your diagnosis of Restless Nurse Syndrome. From the chart I received at the AACN Conference, I took notice of your Nofriendleosis strain. I’m not quite sure what this means… I do have friends, but I’m not saying I’m popular. Please explain.
Cheers - Ms. Understood
Dear Ms. Understood,
Okay, okay… So you have friends, but do you like them? Of course, most of us have friends… But you can always make new ones. Meeting new people is the greatest thing about life! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to know how much you can learn from the folks you meet. Sometimes you may even run into folks that may already have a connection to your network of friends. 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon anyone? Travel nursing is the perfect opportunity to do just that, expand your network. While on assignment you will meet many new faces, all with different experiences and backgrounds. This can only lead to making you a well rounded person, one who is able to accept the many differences we each share. I don’t know many people like the characters on ‘Friends’, if it were me… I would have got real tired of Chandlers lame jokes and Phobe’s inability to do anything normal. There’s a great big world out there so open your arms and welcome it!
Until next time. Be well.
Happy Nurses Week everyone! May 6, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : Uncategorized , add a commentUnless you have nurse Restless Nurse Syndrome, then it probably isn’t very happy. But I hope that this week finds you happy you deserve it.
AACN/NTI EXPO!!! April 30, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : Uncategorized , add a commentHello Nurse!
It’s that time of the year again and you know what that means! No really, tell me, because I’m not sure what it means? Anyways, I’m going this year and will have my very own booth thanks to the fine folks at Medical Solutions! Come by and see me at booth #1512… I’ll have many goodies to hand out and so will Medical Solutions. We’re giving away t-shirts (only if you get diagnosed by me), samples of my wonder drug Lacidem, Light Pens, Pens and various other materials! You’ll also have a chance at winning a $300 Visa Gift Card everyday!
So please stop by and see us and learn about the numerous benefits of travel nursing. It’s the only cure to Restless Nurse Syndrome ya know!
Bon Voyage!
Fork and spoon bending art prodigies March 14, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : Uncategorized , add a commentHere is some young and very impressive fork and spoon bending art prodigies. I hope they are able to stay on the straight and narrow and avoid the temptations in life that come with being a fork and spoon bending art prodigy.