AACN/NTI EXPO!!! April 30, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : Uncategorized , add a commentHello Nurse!
It’s that time of the year again and you know what that means! No really, tell me, because I’m not sure what it means? Anyways, I’m going this year and will have my very own booth thanks to the fine folks at Medical Solutions! Come by and see me at booth #1512… I’ll have many goodies to hand out and so will Medical Solutions. We’re giving away t-shirts (only if you get diagnosed by me), samples of my wonder drug Lacidem, Light Pens, Pens and various other materials! You’ll also have a chance at winning a $300 Visa Gift Card everyday!
So please stop by and see us and learn about the numerous benefits of travel nursing. It’s the only cure to Restless Nurse Syndrome ya know!
Bon Voyage!
Restless Nurse Syndrome Question of the Week April 10, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : RNS Question of the Week , add a commentDear Dr. Tubatus,
How does travel nursing cure Restless Nurse Syndrome?
Sincerely,
Restless Nurse in Idaho
Dear Restless in Idaho,
Well, well this is a pretty complex question. I will address it in four parts each one addressing one of the different strains of Restless Nurse Syndrome.
First let’s look at Locationitis, the most common strain. Nurses suffering from Locationitis have a deep seeded psychological condition that they want to see or live in new places. So it only makes since that travel nursing which allows a nurse to travel and see new places would be the perfect remedy for Locationitis. And of course we can’t overlook the role Lacidem plays in the cure, by reducing the jobisitis (the underlying cause of all Restless Nurse Syndrome cases) to the point that therapeutic treatment can be administered.
Next week we will look at Nofriendleosis.
Sincerely,
Dr. Turbatus
Sweet soulful music April 9, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : Michael McDonald , add a commentJust finished loading Michael McDonald’s latest album, Soul Speak, on my iPod and all I can say is fabulous. I have read some negative reviews, which have left me completely flabbergasted. The lack of appreciation for his husky, rich, soulful style has me dumbfounded.
Been busy April 8, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : Restless Nurse Syndrome Research Center , add a commentSo sorry I have not been posting this week it is a very busy time at the Restless Nurse Syndrome Research center. I’ve seen some pretty disturbing things this week. You will have to watch the case studies when they are out.