Research is complete December 22, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : RNS Research, Uncategorized , add a commentWell, it has been an exciting a year and I am happy to say that my work here is done. I have successfully developed a treatment for Restless Nurse Syndrome, thanks to Lacidem and travel nursing. To learn more I suggest you visit RestlessNurseSyndrome.com.
Kung Fool July 14, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : RNS Case Studies , add a commentHi folks, Dr. T. here. If you’re wondering how far I’ll actually go to address the causes and symptoms of Restless Nurse Syndrome, you should watch this video! If you’re wondering what it looks like for two grown, professional men to do kung fu fighting in broad daylight, then you should watch this video! If you have a strange fascination with mummies, then you should watch this video!
(If you’re wondering what Ricky T. and I were saying to each other during the fight before our voices were overdubbed, well, you’re out of luck.)
Did you know? May 21, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : vespas , add a commentVespas are fuel efficient on top of being totally cool.
Joey, Chandler, Ross, Rachel, Phobe & Monica May 15, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : Uncategorized , add a commentDear Doctor Turbatus,
I have a question for you concerning your diagnosis of Restless Nurse Syndrome. From the chart I received at the AACN Conference, I took notice of your Nofriendleosis strain. I’m not quite sure what this means… I do have friends, but I’m not saying I’m popular. Please explain.
Cheers - Ms. Understood
Dear Ms. Understood,
Okay, okay… So you have friends, but do you like them? Of course, most of us have friends… But you can always make new ones. Meeting new people is the greatest thing about life! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to know how much you can learn from the folks you meet. Sometimes you may even run into folks that may already have a connection to your network of friends. 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon anyone? Travel nursing is the perfect opportunity to do just that, expand your network. While on assignment you will meet many new faces, all with different experiences and backgrounds. This can only lead to making you a well rounded person, one who is able to accept the many differences we each share. I don’t know many people like the characters on ‘Friends’, if it were me… I would have got real tired of Chandlers lame jokes and Phobe’s inability to do anything normal. There’s a great big world out there so open your arms and welcome it!
Until next time. Be well.
This is your Captain speaking… May 9, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : Airsickness Bags , add a commentSo, as you know I was in Chicago this past week for the AACN/NTI Expo. On my flight home I of course added to my collection of Air Sickness bags… Not to bag on the airline, which I won’t disclose (ding!), but c’mon folks, could you at least add some sort of design element? A plain white bag is not that appealing, I mean, let’s make it into something that I would actually like to use! Besides that, all went well. I finally got to do something that I’ve wanted to since that last trip with my nanna. I was invited to the cockpit and got to see what the pilot does up there, they even gave me my very own set of wings! How cool is that? So now it is official, I am an honorary pilot!!!
Air Sickness Bag May 8, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : Airsickness Bags , add a commentToday I’m flying back from the AACN NTI Conference, where I diagnosed many nurses with Restless Nurse Syndrome. I hope I can find a good air sickness bag on the plane to add to my collection.
This is worse than I thought May 7, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : restless nurse syndrome , add a commentI have been at the AACN NTI conference diagnosing nurses with Restless Nurse Syndrome and I am very worried for the state of nurses in this country. This epidemic is more widespread than I expected. This has led me to hypothesize that perhaps this is in fact a viral virus that can spread. Could I develop a vaccine? Hmmmmmm? (more…)
Happy Nurses Week everyone! May 6, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : Uncategorized , add a commentUnless you have nurse Restless Nurse Syndrome, then it probably isn’t very happy. But I hope that this week finds you happy you deserve it.
AACN/NTI EXPO!!! April 30, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : Uncategorized , add a commentHello Nurse!
It’s that time of the year again and you know what that means! No really, tell me, because I’m not sure what it means? Anyways, I’m going this year and will have my very own booth thanks to the fine folks at Medical Solutions! Come by and see me at booth #1512… I’ll have many goodies to hand out and so will Medical Solutions. We’re giving away t-shirts (only if you get diagnosed by me), samples of my wonder drug Lacidem, Light Pens, Pens and various other materials! You’ll also have a chance at winning a $300 Visa Gift Card everyday!
So please stop by and see us and learn about the numerous benefits of travel nursing. It’s the only cure to Restless Nurse Syndrome ya know!
Bon Voyage!
Restless Nurse Syndrome Question of the Week April 10, 2008
Posted by Dr. Turbatus in : RNS Question of the Week , add a commentDear Dr. Tubatus,
How does travel nursing cure Restless Nurse Syndrome?
Sincerely,
Restless Nurse in Idaho
Dear Restless in Idaho,
Well, well this is a pretty complex question. I will address it in four parts each one addressing one of the different strains of Restless Nurse Syndrome.
First let’s look at Locationitis, the most common strain. Nurses suffering from Locationitis have a deep seeded psychological condition that they want to see or live in new places. So it only makes since that travel nursing which allows a nurse to travel and see new places would be the perfect remedy for Locationitis. And of course we can’t overlook the role Lacidem plays in the cure, by reducing the jobisitis (the underlying cause of all Restless Nurse Syndrome cases) to the point that therapeutic treatment can be administered.
Next week we will look at Nofriendleosis.
Sincerely,
Dr. Turbatus
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